Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Kind of a good set up

So this new set-up where Charro weighs me in the "weighting" room (Ha, waiting room) isn't so bad after all.  Of course it's so not ideal and I fear that someone is going to walk in and see this happening, which is totally not cool at all.  On the bright side, I have every piece of clothing on when this happens, so there's no chance that I won't weigh enough.  Come summertime, if this is still happening, then I'll be screwed.  You'd think she'd wonder why I'm not freaking out over the fact that I weigh 400 pounds more than I have.  I wonder what she thinks I actually weigh.  I'm going to tell you right now, it's about 10 pounds less than what that scale said yesterday.  I'm not quite sure how that's possible, but it is because I weighed myself at home the other day, with nothing on, and that's what it was.  I wasn't doing anything I shouldn't have.  I wasn't harvesting weights in my pockets.  I was just dressed to walk out the door, which meant that I had my shoes on and my jacket on, which had my wallet, phone, and keys in it because I don't carry a bag.  I could've even held my water bottle and she wouldn't have even known.

I'm hoping she doesn't get this big piece of wood that she says she's going to get to put the scale on in her office.  She doesn't think it will work anyway, so maybe she won't.  I can't imagine this weighing in the waiting room thing will continue forever.  The only bad thing about this is that she can weigh me at anytime without me being ready for it.  At least I knew I was going to get weighed before, because I had to go to her other office.  Now, I'll be screwed if she all of a sudden makes me hop on the scale in June and I didn't drink a large amount of water first.  Then the getting weighed every week cycle will begin again.

Saturday, November 19, 2016


Charro buzzed me in on Thursday and I sat down.  I was trying to shove my Fitbit in my bag when she walked out with the scale and said, "Get on."  I said, "No."  She said, "Hurry up, let's do this."  I hopped on so quickly and hopped off before the number even finished coming up.  I saw a few numbers in there, but 107.8 was one of them.  She didn't see it so she asked me.  I told her what it said and she wasn't so sure of that, but she couldn't fight it.  

This all happened so quickly and I clearly wasn't able to strip down before this happened.  I had on my sweatshirt and my jacket, which had my phone, keys and wallet in it.  I also had a bag over my shoulder.  All of those things were on the scale with me, but there was nothing I could do about it.  I told her that we are never doing that again.  I tried to convince her that I don't need to be weighed, that it's stupid, but she didn't agree with that.

No WIF, WIM, WIT, WIW, or whatever we call it these days because I'll only be seeing her on Monday.  We'll see what happens next time.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

People to the rescue

I was supposed to get weighed yesterday, but as Marcia Brady once said, "Something suddenly came up."  Let me explain the situation first.  Charro has two offices, the office I see her at, and where she works in the outpatient program.  I used to see her in that office once a week because she only had the other office one day a week.  That is the office with the scale and that's where I'd get weighed.  The office I see her at does not have a scale, so she brought her own in and tried to weigh me on it last week.  We know how that turned out.  It didn't work on the carpet in her office so she had to take me out into the waiting room.  I just loved that.  Ha.  Clearly there wasn't anyone out there.  Oh, and she's supposed to buy a piece of wood to put the scale on, in hopes that that will work for getting weighed in the office.

Yesterday, it was time to get weighed and I told her that I wasn't going out there.  She said, "Let's go" and I said, "You have to check to see if anyone is out there."  She opened the door and there were people out there so she said, "You lucked out.  There are people out there."  YES!!  NO WIM for me yesterday.  She's going to try again on Thursday.  I'm not sure if she's going to buy a board and try that or if she's going to make me go out in the waiting room again.  Honestly, I don't think the board will work, she's skeptical too.  She also can't keep making me go out into the waiting room, and she's aware of that.  I don't want to have to go to the other office, but if she can't weigh me here, I might have to.  Blah.

OH, this was awkward.  I walked into her office and she was like, "Can you see this?" and pointed to her boob.  She said, "I spilled tea on it so I had to wash it off."  So she was wearing a white sweater, which was now soaking wet because she tried to wash the tea off, and asked me to look at it.  Um ya, a little awkward, I'm not going to lie.

Tuesday, November 08, 2016

That was a funny one

Charro weighed me in her office yesterday.  She tried to weigh me in this office once but it didn't work at all because of the carpet.  Anyway, she thought she'd give it another shot so I wouldn't have to go to her other office to get weighed.  

She plopped the scale down and told me to hop on.  I got on and I weighed 29 pounds.  I just started laughing, as did she, and I said, "I hope I can make it home okay at this weight."  LOL!  So she said, "Let's try it over here."  She put it down, I got on and I weighed 52 pounds.  HA!  So then she moved it once again and I got on and I weighed 41 pounds.  She said it worked before but after this she said, "I guess I was thinking in kilos."  She said, "We're going to have to go outside."  She opened the door and looked and went out and put it down in the waiting room.  I put my shoes back on and went out there, hopped on and hopped off.  I was surprisingly higher than I thought I'd be, so if I can make that work for next week, I should be okay.

That was probably the funniest WIF I've ever had.

Thursday, November 03, 2016


WIT (weigh in Thursday) did not happen because Charro didn't have her scale.  Apparently we will have WIM instead.  Let's see if the board and the scale work on Monday, and if she even has the scale.  If the board and scale don't work on the carpet, we'll have to go into the bathroom together.  FUN!