Friday, December 13, 2013

Porn talk

Charro pointed out that I was wearing my WIF jeans today.  She said, "I'm not going to WIF you because you're wearing your WIF jeans."  I said, "I didn't think you'd WIF me anyway because you just did."  She said, "It's convenient how you only wear them on Fridays."  I said, "I'll wear them on Monday too."  :)

We were talking about Christmas and how I cut down my tree at home.  I said, "Well this year I didn't wear my heart rate monitor."  She had a lot to say about that, and then added, "I should confiscate that thing.  Here you are having a nice ritual with your dad, cutting down the tree and you wear your heart rate monitor. It's like a weird porno.  You take off your shirt and there it is."  Well, needless to say I gave her the strangest look and thought to myself, has she watched a lot of porn in her life?  Later on she commented that she had never actually watched any pornos.  I said, "I was wondering about that, but there are some things that I just don't want to know about you."  She kills me.

I might bring her lunch on Monday, since I'll have a lot of leftovers from my Christmas party on Sunday.

I'm tired and have a ton of stuff to do before Sunday.  I've had too many late nights lately, fun nights, but late ones.

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