Saturday, December 14, 2013

Charro's porn quote

It's been exactly one year since that horrific shooting in Newtown.  I think about those people every day, especially since I've met some of the parents who've lost their children, and some of the first responders.  I still can't imagine.  I thought more about it yesterday than today, just because it happened on a Friday and I remember exactly where I was and what I was doing.  It was such a sad day.

Totally off topic, but on topic of my blog, Charro cracks me up.  I went to a Christmas party the other night and I wore my ugly Christmas sweater and this light up wreathe I made to wear on my head.  People loved it.  I was out in public in a bar.  Charro loves that I wore that get up out in public.  She asked if I got asked out on a date.  I said no.  She goes, "I would have asked you out if I saw you in that get up."  She's funny.

So here's what Charro said when I said that I didn't wear my heart rate monitor this year while I was cutting down my Christmas tree.  "Think about how absolutely and completely ridiculous that is.  If you ever were questioning if you have some issues, please just imagine that.  There you are with your father, it's a beautiful ritual, beautiful tree farm, you've been doing it since you were a kid...Heart rate monitor!  It's like a bad B movie.  Sort of like, actually like porn, you know how they have those weird stories.  I could just see this girl taking her shirt off and having a heart monitor.  I just want to get that image into your head so you realized.  I wanted to really plant it in your head that that's not the way to go.  It speaks to dysfunction.  It's sad actually.  To me, it makes me sad.  There you are, having this great thing with your dad and there's this whole other thing going on with this eating disorder.  Poor your dad, if he only knew, right?"  HA!!  No, I don't know how they have those weird stories and I don't want to know why she does.  She said that she hasn't watched porn, but ya never know.

I think it's nap time.  It's snowing.  I've made two pounds of baked ziti for my party tomorrow, taught aerobics and cleaned.  I think it's nap time and then shower before I have to head out into the snow.  Fun.  I wish I didn't have to go out and could just plop on my couch all night long, but I have plans.

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