If you read this blog, you probably think that Charro and I aren't ever serious, but we are. We just have moments of not so serious moments. Today, she was off her rocker again. I think it has something to do with the fact that she's 8 months pregnant. So, she's been playing with her hair A LOT lately, she even admitted to that yesterday. Well today she got it all knotted up again, grabbed her scissors, and chopped the piece off again. This is hysterical to me. I guess she does this a lot because this is the second time I've seen her do it in the past month. It cracks me up.
The pants I am wearing are a bit big on me. I was sitting down and they made me look like I had a peenie. So, I go "What!" and poked my pants down. Charro goes, "What as if you developed a male organ all of a sudden?" I almost died. I couldn't believe she said that. Then, she brought up my friend "TT" and she goes, "Which by the way, what's her name? I mean, would you want to be known as TT? It sounds like two little tits or something." I nearly lost it. I started laughing but didn't want to laugh too hard, and she started laughing too. I can't believe Charro said, "Two little tits." Seriously, she's losing it and I was about to pee my pants.
We were talking about distortions and what people see. She said that a lot of people have been telling her that she's "glowing." She goes, "I'm not glowing. I use a bottle of concealer every day and I'm tired as hell. I'm not glowing." I thought that was funny.
Apparently we're having WIF again on Friday, since I'll be away next week. Yesterday she said we would do it on the 10th and the 17th because the 17th is her last day. Now we're doing it the next three Fridays that I see her. What is that about?? Ugh, WIF. I hate WIF because I don't weigh enough for WIF but I make myself weigh enough for WIF.
Charro and I actually do get a lot of serious talking and things done while I'm in there, I just like to talk about the funny things. Oh yeah, she wants me to not weigh myself during her maternity leave. She said, "From February 17th on you will not weigh yourself for two months." I said, "That's not going to happen."
I forgot that I said to Charro, "Do people just want to come up and poke your stomach?" She goes, "God, I hope not. Why is it so pokable?" I can't believe I said that to her. I really just wanted to poke it with my finger. I do that with bread. I had to poke bread when I see it at the store.
Apparently "exercise is a big part of my obsessive process and it has to be highlighted as something I have to stop." That, according to Charro who says that my walking is also very compulsive.
The pants I am wearing are a bit big on me. I was sitting down and they made me look like I had a peenie. So, I go "What!" and poked my pants down. Charro goes, "What as if you developed a male organ all of a sudden?" I almost died. I couldn't believe she said that. Then, she brought up my friend "TT" and she goes, "Which by the way, what's her name? I mean, would you want to be known as TT? It sounds like two little tits or something." I nearly lost it. I started laughing but didn't want to laugh too hard, and she started laughing too. I can't believe Charro said, "Two little tits." Seriously, she's losing it and I was about to pee my pants.
We were talking about distortions and what people see. She said that a lot of people have been telling her that she's "glowing." She goes, "I'm not glowing. I use a bottle of concealer every day and I'm tired as hell. I'm not glowing." I thought that was funny.
Apparently we're having WIF again on Friday, since I'll be away next week. Yesterday she said we would do it on the 10th and the 17th because the 17th is her last day. Now we're doing it the next three Fridays that I see her. What is that about?? Ugh, WIF. I hate WIF because I don't weigh enough for WIF but I make myself weigh enough for WIF.
Charro and I actually do get a lot of serious talking and things done while I'm in there, I just like to talk about the funny things. Oh yeah, she wants me to not weigh myself during her maternity leave. She said, "From February 17th on you will not weigh yourself for two months." I said, "That's not going to happen."
I forgot that I said to Charro, "Do people just want to come up and poke your stomach?" She goes, "God, I hope not. Why is it so pokable?" I can't believe I said that to her. I really just wanted to poke it with my finger. I do that with bread. I had to poke bread when I see it at the store.
Apparently "exercise is a big part of my obsessive process and it has to be highlighted as something I have to stop." That, according to Charro who says that my walking is also very compulsive.
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